I'm sure every everyone saw the Golden Globes last night. Every one but me of course. I watched bits and pieces of the Red Carpet and moved on because I was barely moved at all this year by the fashion trends I saw. If fact, what I liked and didn't like seemed to not coincide with the public opinion on twitter, for example the constant fanning of Anne Hatheway's perfect choice of a Chanel dress made me want to throw up. Seriously, I think everyone loved it because some one else did and everyone jumped on that train. Well I missed that train and while I didn't hate it, I wasn't moved by it either. It was a safe choice. I decided instead to hand out my own awards this year.
MOST DARING:
Yeah, I like lamp shades. Considering what else was out there, she definitely did not come close to my worst dressed list. In fact, I like it. Yup, I said it out loud.
BEST DRESSED:
Even though we saw this on everybody last year, she rocked it this year.
WORST MAKEUP:
Do I need to go into detail?
WORST DRESSED:
I've seen bridesmaid's dresses better than this and that is not saying much.
BEST THROWBACK:
I feel like we see this dress all the time on her. Yes, your body is banging. We know. I'll give you a pass on the Jolie leg though because their were just a few that were a little more ridiculous.
BEST BLACK:
There was a lot of black on the red carpet. This was simple yet stunning and I do not have a bad thing to say about it.
THE DISAPPOINTMENT AWARD:
She is my style icon. I nearly cried when I saw this. Cried.
TIRED ASS HAIR AWARD:
It was cute the first day and we were a bit on the fence about it then. We are over it now, you should be too.
THE NAKED AWARD:
Now we all know how much I love my fellow Puerto Ricans and I do support J.Lo and her hotness to the fullest but girlfriend, no. I have grown up and learned that I can be hot wearing clothes too. Tell me when you get that memo. Neck up: Flawless but no surprise there.
BEST RED:
Everyone and their mama wore red this year, a daring choice I might add. Jennifer Garner rocked it though.
HOT MESS AWARD:
You decide who is worse.
And there you have it folks, my own awards show.

*All photos from the Huff Post.